I Blame Adele

I think my ex girl wants me killed. Everytime we talk she's bitter and lifeless and tries to be funny but just isn't and it's always a painful experience. For her anyway I find that shit hilarious. Well we hooked up sometime in August I think, I'd like to think mid-August before I went to Mexico. It was a one time thing lmao keeping in mind we broke up mid June. I don't really talk to her everyday more like 2x a month, if that. She pretends to be busy but every 2 weeks or so I'll hit her up and she'll be around the next day lmao. Well things kinda died off so I haven't heard from her in a while.

The other day, this scorned women re-appears from the depths of society ( I dunno what that means but it sounded fitting) and she's questioning me about Craigslist. As some of you know my 9-5 business is on craigslist so I'm wondering if she knows what I do for a living lmao and I'm starting to get worried like what the fuck did she see. I got no idea what she's talking about. Another sign of a scorned woman, she lets it go " oh, okay." 5 minutes later "Let's try this again." So frustrating and I heard through the grapevine, nevermind I dunno who reads this lmao. She questions me about something I did on craigslist, I was basically playing a prank with someone who needed a girlfriend and I sent him the details to my ex girl. That shit happened on twitter on September 6th. I've tweeted like 10000x since then. How scorned does 1 have to be to wake up, first of all you can't be getting good dick or any dick at all if you doing shit like this. But how angry does one have to be to wake up 1 morning and just go through hundreds upon hundreds of tweets all the way from early September.

The good news in all of this is the box is still mine if I ever wanted it, why else would you stalk someone who ended things 3 months ago. The bad news is this girl is insane. But is she normal? See I blame Adele. Adele dropped 2 albums. Let's say 17 songs an album, that's 34 songs. With the exception of Hometown Glory, this white talented Hippo got 33 songs crying about a dude. She got y'all girls fucked up. Once the relationship is over I move the fuck on but there's people in this world in dark ass rooms going through pages upon pages of social networking messages looking for "evidence." " I just wanted to see what was up and I saw that." LMAO nigga you might as well say " I miss your dick and I failed at life." I ain't bitter or anything though I got no ill will towards my ex (I don't think she'll ever read this but just incase I don't need more evidence against me.) But seriously, Adele fucked y'all up thinking it's okay to chase pavements, roll in the deep, and set fire to rain lmao.