Friday, October 14, 2011

An Open Letter to the People of Liverpool

Before we begin if you want to hear my sexy voice on the Craig Ballard Sportstalk show click here, I'm at the 26th-30th min mark and you could check out his show every Thursday from 9-10 : bit.ly/nICV8p

Also check out this link: The Real Liverpool

You know I've realized, I haven't been true to myself. I haven't stated my true opinion on how I feel about things/people for a long time, so here goes. Tomorrow Liverpool faces Manchester United, a rivalry that has gone back to the times when Shakespeare was a faggot in tights. But it goes deeper than that, Here goes: 

To the People of Liverpool that reside in Toronto,

If Toronto is any reflection who you really are, then I truly feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you, your kids, the wide, putrid-smelling hole you came true. I feel sorry for your neighbors and the people who have to tolerate you at work. You are nothing more than scum. Tomorrow, win or lose, Manchester United will be just fine. But you, Liverpudlians will still be suffering. You will still have people claiming your city in fake accents at Toronto FC games. You will still have people on message boards who say they have something for me when we meet, but everytime I see them they always extend a handshake. You will still be dying for the acceptance of others.

People die everyday. We all remember what happened to us in Munich, we honor the dead once a year and move on. Of course that doesn't happen in Liverpool. Every fucking day we have to hear about Hillsborough or Heysel to the point where the dead probably don't want to here you cry about it. Boo fucking whoo, a stadium collapsed and 96 people lost their lives in 1985. Nigga, a billion people died when the towers collapsed and we don't hear about that shit everyday. What the fuck is wrong with you inbreds. Justice for 96 nigga please get off the government benefits and get a job. But you won't, you can be located at Anfield Stadium, or for whatever reason Toronto FC messageboards. Crying because I dissed your ugly wives or told you she should use mouth wash because she gets passed around.

You're more concerned with what United thinks than you are concerned about winning. You are a shred of what you once were, barely capable of calling yourself a human being because you just don't fit in. You're a failure, a loser, a reject. You know who most of you Liverpudlians are. You know how once every blue moon there's a chick in Walmart bout 400lbs and she rides the handicap cart even though she isn't handicapped. You're the type to take that chick to the bathroom of Walmart, undress her, toss her salad, give her a hug and call it a day. You people are the type who ask your old ladies to do you with a strap on. You're the type who think you're in a relationship with someone because she "liked your post" on facebook.

Tomorrow, win or lose nothing will change. You'll always be who you are, it isn't an exception instead it's the norm. You'll always be insecure, trying to fit in with other like-minded individuals like yourself. You could be found at TFC games cheering for a team that is going 0-32, meanwhile your wife is sucking the dick of 5 African niggas, all named "Abdi and Solomon." You'll always have that elitist ideology failing to come to the realization that you're actually a part of society's lowest. You will always feel the need to re-establish your presence by singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" failing to realize that Rodgers and Hammerstein wrote that song for people in same-sex relationships who like to partake in beastiality. Liverpool, you will remain nothing more than scum and so will your kids and their kids and their kids. It's written in the scriptures, all your mothers fucked Sloth's ancestors from the Goonies and this is what happened.

Reggie, Ryan and KD all void from slander lmao it don't apply to them, peace.

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