Man I must have really done something bad in a previous life. You know I make a conscious effort not to complain but shit now all I do is saw "wow." Bad investments, terrible grades, deaths you name it, it has all happened in the last month. But this right here sums it up. See I don't know how I could even put what I'm about to say into any sense. It's shit like this I've been dealing with on a daily basis.
In Trinidad we have this thing called "Obeah" and its practiced by I'd say 1% of the population. Pretty much voodoo/black magic. None of my family or anything do this shit but that's just something that a bunch of weird folks follow. A full explanation of obeah can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obeah
So today I'm at the fam's house running errands, back and forth trips to the airport etc. Man I havent had a good meal in forever, scrambled tofu today was what I made this morning and I lived off it. Anyway as you can see I'm busy and worn out. But a relative, I'd like to say a Great Uncle, I know we related but I don't know how, well he was close with my deceased cousin. He said he wanted to go to the crematorium to finalize the arrangements and blah blah blah. No worries I been doing this all day, my mom asks me to take him. I live on the East side of Toronto. I stop eating the tofu which really tastes terrible but it's the best thing I had in days so I was enjoying that shit. Anyways I stopped eating it, get in the car and drive to the west side. Pick the dude up, and we drive to Newmarket, Ontario to the crematorium place. Newmarket is fucking far man.
Dude said he'd only be a minute so I said alright I'll wait in the car. An hour passed dude's no where to be found. I figure I'll go look for him, I go inside the place and ask where is he at. The lady said there was no one by that name who came here today. I'm thinking what the fuck. I go to the cemetery next door. I see him doing something in a corner of the cemetery. I'm thinking what the fuck. There he is, digging a hole, and as I get there he smashes an egg into a sock and throws the eggs and the sock into the hole. I yell at him like dude what the fuck are you doing. He was doing some ritual pertaining to obeah. Words can't describe how angry I am. On top of the shitty 54% mark I got today on something those dumbfucks should have given me a 70% for, I drive for hours so this nigga could crack eggs in a sock and throw it into a hole. Think of the shit I could have got in with the cemetery. Unbelievable. Hours of fucking traffic so this dude could do that. It's so bad all I could do is say "wow" and laugh, lmao surely this is rock bottom, I hope.
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